No, the peeps won’t fucking love it! At least not me! And twin brothers? One good one evil? Cheesy much?Īpart from the angel issue I got hit in the head with how slow and boring the book’s pace is.

FALLEN FUCKING ANGELS! What are we in Disneyland? Throw in all the mythical creatures you can, I’m sure the peeps will love it. I used to think that the whole evil witch thing was not nice. I want a good story not a bunch of pages filled with useless romance. I don’t give a shit about Merit’s relationship with Ethan anymore. It’s obvious that Neill either lost her touch or is going through a bad state but the Chicagoland series is going to hell in a handcart. I’ll save you the bother of reading till the end and tell you now that I won’t be continuing the series. So yeah, he wants to destroy the world and our golden couple, Ethan and Merit, is the only hope this dear planet has. Can’t they just threaten kittens with guns or something? Ugh. Can these people get a bit more original? Everyone wants to destroy the world. Another enemy, a fallen angel, who – surprise, surprise – wants to destroy the world. Getting desperate Miss Neill?Īnypoodle, as I was saying. I’m sorry, but I can’t be serious when talking about this. The freaky binary fission produced another worthy enemy.

Yes Miss Neill, a worthy punishment for a person who switched to using black magic and almost destroyed the world is to wash dishes.Įven so, the danger is not over. Oh yeah, and she repents through washing excessively oily Ukrainian dishes. Duh! Merit and Ethan join forces, of course, to stop the evil bitch witch and after a bunch of useless events involving gnomes, a freaky Maleficium –induced binary fission and loads of teenage angst Mallory snaps out of her evil sleepwalking state and turns back into her old kind self. Why is that? To publish another Chicagoland Vampires book. Mallory is still on the run, endlessly chasing after the big evil book, the Maleficium. Whatever.Įthan is back from the dead and he isn’t a zombie. Well, when you put it that way it’s almost everyone in the book.

All of this because of how things evolved between Merit, Ethan and Mallory. I don’t really feel like continuing this series anymore. Hell, I’m actually expecting a screw-up, but maybe it’s for the best. This is the last chance I’m giving Chicagoland Vampires. Pray that Neill will put this series out of its misery ASAP, that is. “If you have a preferred god, Sentinel, I suggest you start praying.

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